From Suburban Satanist

Wiley, You Beast-

I am a slightly reformed satanist and wondering what I can do to worship The Devil now that I have toned my ways down.

 

Dear Devil Lova-

You should go to drive throughs and ordering things until you find the perfect combinations of items that total 6.66 or 66.66.  Have you seen that scene in ‘Doom Generation’ where Rose McGowan buys stuff and it adds up to Lord Lucifer’s number and Dustin Nguyen’s head explodes?  I did this at Wendy’s once- with a small frosty, small fries and a spicy chicken sandwich and California state sales tax… 6.66 was achieved.

You should find numbers that are divisible into a never-ending stream of 666- such as 2000 divided by 3.  Get your calculator out.  It is hours of endless fun.

Forget torturing small animals.  Math runs the world.  It might just run hell too.