From Secret Sports Lover

Hey Wiley-

I have a deep dark secret… I wear all black and lots of eyeliner and paint my nails black and listen to KMFDM and stuff, but I watch March Madness on my computer in my closet so my goth friends don’t find out. How do I deal with this dichotomy in my being?

Dear SSL-

Didn’t you know it’s now cooler to “see basketball players” than it is to see dead people? Get with it man, it’s the modern times, not the 90’s anymore- be what you are and don’t hide it.

You know, Robert Smith, with his bright red lipstick, still wore big cushy basketball sneakers for dunking.

And often Cure concerts and sports matches go on in the same venue, albeit not at the same time, but boy wouldn’t that be interesting?

Anyhow, if it makes you feel any better- you can root for teams that rock the traditional goth combo colors-like CSUN. See here:

Red Red & Black giving Memphis a run for their money, money right now.

Memphis, you look nice too, but ya gotta love a Cinderella.

From Dog Goddess

Wiley-

I am now the owner of a wonderful pet, but I miss the days when I could dress up too.  How do I combine these two?  My dog always sits in my lap, so I can’t wear my niceties as often as I like.

 

Dear D&G-

2 words:  scotch guard.  Now, your dog can run in the mud and jump on your creme suit and all will be ok.  Either that or go goth.  All black will never go out of style.  I dare the grass stain that tries to jump on your head to toe gothness to show up.

You and your dog can match- because what is more goth industrial than wearing a dog collar?  You tell me.

  

Thanks Ross and Hello Kitty Goth Dog Dress