From Washington Bound

Wiley-

We’re all wondering- Are you a Democrat or Republican?

 

Dear WB-

I am an independent weasel, as we all know- there are weasels on both sides of the aisle!

Ain’t nobody gonna tie me down, wuh oh, got to keep on running. Ain’t nobody gonna break-a my stride.

From Positively Palin

Hey W, Baby-

Do you approve of this here veep choice of McCain’s?  Is she able?

 

Dear PP-

Don’t call me Babe, and definitely not Dub-ya.

Palin is the test tube baby created with hair pulled from Obama and a strand yanked from Hillary.

Palin has a few years experience like Obama and has a vagina like Mrs. Rodham-Clinton.  Palin has also ousted nepotism and corruption within the GOP, interesting.

Throw in a blender, whip on high and out comes the Republican answer to our devastating forced Democratic demographic.

Yikes.

Tina Fey: The comedy for the Democrats is that they’re blowing it again. They’re showing off too much. They need to be putting a boring white guy out there to kind of get a hold of things. Once the boring white guy is out there, then you bust out the junior senator from Illinois who smokes and does cocaine.