From Foaming at the Mouth

Wiley,

I get grossed out by Twilight moms. They’re 40 year olds lusting after a supposed 17 year old vampire boy. I understand cougars, but maybe this is a tad vulgar- that they dress up in prom gowns and such… How to handle this odd phenom?

Dear Fatm-

I cannot fathom why these women do this either, except for unstability in their heads.

Perhaps if the next Twilight movie were to be renamed New Poon instead of New Moon…. then only the lesbian Twilight moms might still find it appealing?

 

Can you smell the New Moon?

Twilight- Vampires or Werewolves?

Wiley-

Where is the U in T_VW?  So, which would win in a fight?

Dear Alphabetically Inclined-

I say with what is cheaper to kill.  As everyone knows, the worldwide economy is in a horrid state.

Vampires you can get with a wooden stake or setting them on fire- ie.- for free.  You can skip around the forest and pick up point pieces of wood and make fire out of rocks (also free).

Now, werewolves you need silver bullets- metal is a tad pricey.