From Munchkinland

Hello Wiley-

We, the munchkins, are wondering if we can claim Kylie Minogue as one of our own.  She would really be an asset to our tourism department.

Do you think this is possible?

 

Dear Shorties-

Kylie is a pretty pigmy from the land down under.  She clears Yao Ming’s knees, so she can’t be officially classified a munchin.

However, if she and Olivier Martinez have children, you have a strong chance of being able to claim them, Rumpelstiltskin style.  M&M’s (Minogue/Martinez) kids, however, would be taller than Eminem.